Raoul Duke - completely irrational

Hey everyone Raoul Duke here, you know with Xmas coming up I’m always thinking of fine Marijuana.  So i figured i would take a moment to post some sweet bud pictures.  Everyone enjoys weed pics so here are a few of my old grows I can share with you.The first is a NL5 cross (Northern Lights Hybrid) this was just before harvest.

Blue Moonshine is the name of this delightful sativa/indica blend.

I know what you’re saying now, where’s my gun candy!?!? Well as you know, i am an equal opportunity type of guy so don’t worry I haven’t forgot about you guys & gals today either!  Here is a sweet little collection of Polish made AK-47’s i think you will all enjoy.  I sure would like to find these under the old Christmas tree this year : )  Poland apparently makes a decent AK47.
Don’t ask me why but every time i see the old iron curtain flag, it reminds me a little of Christmas.

Another sweet product of Poland hanging on the wall.

Yet another Pollock from the same collection

And one more full resolution AK-47 picture for you fans out there, its another polish manufactured AK.

A small interview snippet from “Buy the ticket, take the ride” about Hunter S. Thompson / Raoul Duke.  As read by Garey Busey who is a fucking maniac in his own right.  This video runs about 2mins 30sec & is somewhat difficult to understand as Mr. Busey has completely fried anything resembling a brain.  Big props to extreme video for making a cool little YouTube plug in for wordpress.  If you would like to see the video in it’s entirety it is available on the STARS network.

Another clip from Buy the ticket, Take the ride.  This time narrated by John Cusack. Entitled “Bonding with a southern gentleman”.

It’s not always about drugs & insanity.  Sometimes its about finding new & special ways of spreading your first amendment rights anonymously.  Posting from a home computer these days provides little or no anonymity whatsoever.  So i began my search for another way of spreading the gospel (should i be stopped from doing it in my traditional way of posting from home).

“Wardriving is the act of searching for a wireless network by moving, or stationary vehicle. It involves using a vehicle and a Wi-Fi-equipped computer, such as a laptop or a PDA, to detect the networks. It is similar to using a scanner for radio.” 

So basically you drive until you find someone else’s internet connection, & hook the fuck up.

So I spent about 2 weeks looking up information, most of it was absolute bullshit geek crap.  There is a large network of geeks who “war drive” simply to find these hot spots and then not use them.  What the fuck man?  Go out & look for the golden goose & then not fuck it?  Are you insane you little star trek fan losers?

After sorting through all the geek “no hacking” information out there I’ve found the proper tools needed.  First thing you’re going to need is a really good wireless card.  I found a 200mw card (which is the most powerful card legally available on the u.s. market).  It’s made by a company called Senao.

Next you will need a antenna to place on top of your car, from 7dbi to 12dbi.  The higher the dbi the better.  This antenna will have a cord & connector which you then connect to one of the existing screw in holes on the wireless card. Plug it in the laptop & bada bing! There are also antennas that are small & are meant to just attach directly to your laptop which probably won’t pick up as much of a connection but may be fine for a college campus etc.
You should now be able to catch a connection in any neighborhood, car park, bus stop, gas station, industrial park, etc.   Anywhere someone has a linksys modem setup on default (which is like everyone) you will be able to catch an internet connection.  You want t
The whole setup should run you about $70 if you find it on ebay. Now I’m still a newbie at this so I will post information as I learn.  Including the right software to use, how to use it, & how to find/keep a connection while driving down the interstate at 55mph.

Raoul Duke

Theres something sexually arousing about a well made Russian AK47. One of the most sought-after & useful tools ever made for the worlds enforcing. The design is 50 years old, yet its still possibly the best weapon on the battlefield for the light infantry soldier. With an AK47, you control your own destiny, theres no need to dial 911 if someone decides to attack you. Some people find an issue with that, however, i call ownership of this weapon “common sense”. Enjoy the gun porn!

And check out this beautiful AK-47 sniper rifle below leaning against the grill of a pickup.

I almost forgot, we need some drugs & tits! So let us get right on that shall we? First on the list, a photo of two 15mg oxycontin tablets.

And now for some sweet teen tits to finish off the visual orgasm you’re receiving courtesy of raoulduke.org!

Everyone have a great night, after an all night drug binge, i think I’ll get some breakfast & call it a day.

34 hours straight now of reckless adderral use are beginning to take their toll on the mind. Vision has become cloudy & spotty like the first hints of a shroom trip.  Finding faces in the towel laying on my bathroom floor. Is that the doorbell? It can’t be, I’m not expecting a visitor. Doctor what kind of evil medication have you given me? Dear god save me from this horrible pharmaceutical mutation of amphetamine salt!  No its not too late to salvage something good of the speedy mess you’re left in. If I am to be denied another day of sleep I will do it like a man with true grit, and enjoy the ride to its fullest.  Learn to enjoy the hallucinations man! Sleep will come, & all will be right with the world. Now close your eyes man and imagine its all a sweet dream.

R.D.

So i started my holiday shopping.  And of course being the odd person I am, I keep odd friends.  These friends like the same stuff I do, dope, guns & pussy.  So I found these really cool mini-mac’s i thought you guys might like to see them.

Fuck grab a pair of these & you would look like Neo in the matrix.  A couple of real crowd pleaser’s if i may say so myself.

Now I’m thinking for another friend, a few tablets of pharmaceutical grade dilaudid might be nice to chew on around the chestnut roast.  Most of you have probably never tried dilaudid, but its the closest thing to heroin you will ever get in a hospital.  I would say its 15x stronger than morphine, to the point where its extremely labored breathing on injection.  It is also the best feeling in the fucking world hands down, probably even more so than an orgasm.  So if you ever get your hands on some, do it once & quit!  I don’t want anyone here in gonzo-world turning into a raging heroin addict (honestly i don’t care haha).

I will be back later with some more updates on my Xmas list, so stay tuned freaks!

Raoul Duke

Bill Murray plays Hunter S. Thompson in this 1980 masterpiece of a film, based on his book on the 1970’s Nixon campaign. Co-star Peter Boyle puts in a great performance as Thompsons lawyer & somewhat insane Mr. Carl Lazlo, Esq.

This movie came nowhere near the popularity of Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, however it holds its own, as the very first motion picture based on the life of Hunter S. Thompson, minus his alter ego Raoul Duke.  I suggest any of you new fans just getting into Gonzo grab this off netflix immediately.  If you’re from another country with no video stores, i do believe there are open signups at demonoid.com on fridays, where you can find a downloadable copy of the film.

Enjoy the movie, its seriously some of Bill Murray’s best work to date (outside of Caddyshack of course).

Until tomorrow, Sleep tight boys & girls….
R.D.