Looking for Xmas gifts for friends tonight
So i started my holiday shopping. And of course being the odd person I am, I keep odd friends. These friends like the same stuff I do, dope, guns & pussy. So I found these really cool mini-mac’s i thought you guys might like to see them.
Fuck grab a pair of these & you would look like Neo in the matrix. A couple of real crowd pleaser’s if i may say so myself.
Now I’m thinking for another friend, a few tablets of pharmaceutical grade dilaudid might be nice to chew on around the chestnut roast. Most of you have probably never tried dilaudid, but its the closest thing to heroin you will ever get in a hospital. I would say its 15x stronger than morphine, to the point where its extremely labored breathing on injection. It is also the best feeling in the fucking world hands down, probably even more so than an orgasm. So if you ever get your hands on some, do it once & quit! I don’t want anyone here in gonzo-world turning into a raging heroin addict (honestly i don’t care haha).
I will be back later with some more updates on my Xmas list, so stay tuned freaks!
Raoul Duke