more myspace idiots
As you know, the crew here at raoul duke advocates drugs, violence, nudity & depravity in all forms. What we don’t condone however is stupidity. It seems there is a growing problem online of people showing their drugs & money in photo format. Not only is this setting yourself up for arrest, but its NOT COOL. The only type of girl you’re going to attract with such a photo is a hooker. And while we personally have nothing against hookers, we’re guessing most of the people on myspace are wishing to attract someone of the opposite sex without a cover charge.
So this month we are devoting all of Raoul Duke to idiots who post their $, drugs & guns on Myspace. Enjoy & laugh along with us!
Here is what appears to be several thousand dollars of dubious origin & even contains the date the dumb fuck took the picture.
In this next picture you will find the “Rainbow Swoosh” as I have coined the term. The “Rainbow Swoosh” is a persons way of fanning the money out to appear to be a larger amount than it really is. This technique is usually employed by teenage idiots who wish their paycheck to appear to be drug money on the internet. Kids please….no one thinks drug dealers are cool, seriously. Everyone is a drug dealer these days, so it’s not uncommon, your about as cool as the asshole geek with glasses at Rite Aids who fills my antibiotic.
Alright ladies & gentlemen that ends our lesson today here at raoul duke. Enjoy your day!