A little about me

One day you just might find yourself asking:

Are you seriously trying to prescribe me Ibuprofen doctor? If I wanted to get ear-fucked around by an idiot, donate money, & handed something useless, i would have attended an alcoholics anonymous meeting wouldn’t I have?

Do these sheep around me really think social values are real?

Why do these pawns find it necessary to involve me with their “moral” right & wrong?

I don’t remember signing a moral clause on birth to conform to community standards, or did I?

Where in the fuck did I leave my stash of Vicodin & Xanax? Certainly I didn’t take it all last night did I?

God man, what was that bump? Did i just hit a curb? Or did I run over a pedestrian?

And when that day comes, you just might find some useful information contained within these pages.

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